ayo check out my new mixtape

sike.
but apparently imeem is being a hater so some of you cant hear the whole show in it's entirety (that sucks)

so NOW you can download the whole shabang! Dont skeet everywhere with excitement.

The Takeover

it's gonna get crazy in the weeks to come...so stay tuned.

Fuego

Whatup! We just got back from wiscansin.
Our pre-halloweenie/election show was greatness. We even got a call in from mr. "hot darn" himself all the way from NY! This week we had young Carl gracing the Takeover, we discussed the gross football injury we witnessed tuesday night, among other things.
(AND, the whole show is just one link)

The diet version of the Takeover

Hey boos,
This week's show was slightly sabotaged, we've concluded.
So it's only 30 minutes long...BUT it's the greatest half hour of your life, I guarantee it.
We had some special guests too: Grown-Ass-Man Earl and Terry the topics king.
We're still auctioning off dates for earl, so all you ladies out there get to dialing!



how it goes down.

How to hang like Mia & Jas

DESTINATION 1:
1. Make sure you have an economy sized bottle of Sangria. It's $3.99 at Rite Aid
2. After you park, hang out in the car. Position your camera on the dashboard, take approximately 100 photos of yourself (don't worry, the photos are supposed to be unflattering). Get out of the car once you've realized you've been taking pictures for 30+ minutes.
3. If there is a line outside of your destination, weigh your options. How strong is your buzz? Weak? Consider going back to the car. But wait, how long is the line? And dammit, why the hell are you even standing in line? So many things to take into consideration.
4. Once inside, talk to random people. At least one dude will proclaim his love for you, that's okay. If it gets intense, it's time to move on.
5. Be concerned for others. Make sure people have been freaking & be prepared to make suggestions for people to freak if not enough freaking has ensued. The desired result may sound something like this: "I freaked a couple girls, and I hope to freak some more."

DESTINATION 2:
this one is easy.
Stay inside of the car for the remainder of the night. Don't even bother getting out. Make yourselves laugh for an hour and spill your beverage all over the car (passenger will ride in the back seat on the way home)

BACK HOME:
Tell secrets
Try to get the red wine stains out of beige interior...keep hope alive!
Attempt to do your homework, but fall asleep before a book is ever opened.


Options include:
Listening to Sisqo's "Unleash the Dragon" album (You will know all of the words).
Wondering if that damn sign reads "FONTENOY" or "FORTEROY"

Using bathrooms for the opposite sex
Unnecessarily (idiotically) running across the street
Wondering why you're not filming this

Sponsored by:

show 5!

Yesterday's show was greatness because I got to play some MF Doom and Camp Lo---WHEN have you been able to hear Luchini on the radio??? NEVER!!
You're welcome.
Joe Plumber was boo of the week, or boo of the day rather, so we shouted him out.
Here you guys go...get hype for the shows to come, it will only get better.
Big ups to Ina for visiting(maybe next time you'll get to see Skeletor).

One day I hope the show can be just ONE link. And oh yeah, skip the first 3 minutes (smooth jazz)

begin here
and then...
and then...
end

...and we're back!

our show was great, mizz was there in spirit. no technical difficulties either!
oh, and dont mind the smooth jazz in the first few minutes...the show begins around 3 minutes in :)
its broken up into 2 parts:
uno
dos

the zack morris blue tooth

oh, wednesday

sorry players but this weeks show did not make it to the blog.
it was comparable to the palin/couric interview...yikes.
trust us, youll thank us later.
check back next week, the show will be a milli times better.

PS: our phone line works now, so you can call us! 310-506-KWVS
holler.