oh, wednesday

sorry players but this weeks show did not make it to the blog.
it was comparable to the palin/couric interview...yikes.
trust us, youll thank us later.
check back next week, the show will be a milli times better.

PS: our phone line works now, so you can call us! 310-506-KWVS
holler.

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Welcome boos. Our second show was a major success--no awkward silences! We brought on a special guest this time and covered some great topics, namely, cougars. Listen for yourselves.

And this time, it's only in TWO unequal parts.
Enjoy.

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your dreams have come true

Sorry all you trillions of people who read this blog, we've been meaning to holler @ you for some time but our misadventures have kept us rather busy. SO busy in fact, that we are now taking over radio airwaves. here is our FIRST show, "the takeover" full of awkward silences and dope music.
let us know how much you love it and what you want to hear next time.
xoxo gossip girl... HAHAHHA sike.

The show's split into 5 unequal parts:
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You're probably a bad host if:

1 - you invite us over, don't tell us where you live & later ask us why we aren't there. Really??
2 - you don't even come outside to get us. That's nice. It's totally not dark or scary outside.
3 - you do not provide snacks or drank.
4 - you help yourself to our bottle of the finest wine $5 can buy.
5 - WE invite you over and entice you with nachos & wine and you STILL say no. We said we were in our underwear, is that not enough?

Kudos for not getting mad when one of us spilled red wine all over the place. And for kinda finding it funny when we tried to hide your car keys. AND for managing to go pretty much the whole night with one shoe on, it really speaks to your character.

Things that make us want to punch something/one:

So, everyone has a list of things that make them tick. You know what really grinds our gears?

1. SCHOOL and every single thing that may fall under this umbrella (textbooks, no. 2 pencils, scantrons, studying, finals, dumb 18 year-olds, etc)
2. when people chew with their mouth open, it makes the nastest noise
3. when were cold and didn't bring a sweater
4. when tall guys suck
5. when people driving in front of you are looking for an address and it's so obvious they've never been in the area before
6. when people leave their blinker on for like ten minutes and dont make moves
7. people telling me what to do
8. FLAKES
9. people whos name rhymes with fat lipper (HAHA)
10. BROKEN CARS
11. lines at clubs that have 3 people inside them.
12. the parking situation in Westwood
13. tourists in our hood
14. banana runts
15. people who are LATE! i.e. the delivery dudes from Pink Dot who are preventing me from leaving work on time. I've killed for less!
16. Bouncers who think they have the divine right to let people into places. it's really not that serious dude
17. grocery stores on sundays, damn those lines are loooooong
18. elizabeth smart....think elizabeth, THINK!
19. QUEEN ELIZABETH
20. DJs that play that fat man scoop record from like TEN years ago.
21. Bad hosts